MaxwellyEgg

*initiate generic bio stuff*

|

*command successful*

|

|

|

hi, this is my profile. I am not very good at chess but I like to play for fun and to have something to do when I'm bored. I don't really use any websites outside of chess.com except for Roblox lol, my Roblox account is MaxwellyEgg, friend me if u want(I will probably not accept, I am trying to manage my friend list lol). I'm basically a gamer nerd trying(and failing) to make a good Roblox game lol. I try really hard at things I like to do(not including chess heheheheheh). I'm not even a teenager, i was born after a lot of my friends so most of my friends are way older than me(that makes me feel sad because my friends are all better than me at most stuff😔😔😔). I also talk, like a LOT so ill probably be spamming a lot of comments to u if ur my friend, its just my bad habit of not putting everything in one comment pls don't judge me... anyways scroll down a bit to see some generic info about me

|

generic stuff about me:

name: *static*

|

birthday: Feb. 24, 2014

|

nickname: Eggy (if u want to call me something ask me first or I will get mad at you) nicknames only for friends that I actually know(meaning not just a random friend)

|

pronouns: he/him, gender: male

|

age: 10

|

favorites: gaming, chess, school, math(yes yes i know those last 2 are very weird favorites for a 10 year old), nerf battles, and YouTube. there are lots of things I like but these are just the major ones

|

|

now for the generic stuff I see on every good bio

|

|

my friends:

|

@Deng20: he's an irl friend and really cool don't friend him I think he will get annoyed, also join his club The Goose Clan. 

|

@DaveTheFav: he's chill I havent seen him on in a few months tho, he said life is getting in the way of chess so he wont be active idk, friend him if u want, idk how he will respond

|

@dallasprogamer: he is cool and really good at chess, friend him I guess and he will probably spam challenges to u when u and him are online lol

|

@Lilyana: very popular from what I know, nice person ig, is in the 1% who actually do something against trolls

|

@SL0M: he is really cool NM, I met him when I was playing rapid and he is cool

|

@YaoWang: he is the owner of the club The Cult of Chess definitely join it, also the friend of @DaveTheFav

|

@AngelaPlayzChess: also very popular, very chill and nice also is in the 1% who do something against trolls along with @Lilyana, she owns the club AngelaPlayzChess Friends and Peace, join it if you want

|

I have a lot of other friends, these are my major friends but don't be sad if ur not on here, I still appreciate u(also cuz im kinda lazy and don't wanna add all my friends on here, I have a kinda busy life)

|

|

groups im part of and what u should join(if u do ur a legend):

|

Special Chess Forces: my group, I'm lonely, no one joins my group so pls join😭😭😭😭😭

|

The Goose Clan: owned by my irl friend @Deng20, join it or I'm blocking you(a joke). but still, please join we need more members

|

AngelaPlayzChess Friends and Peace: pretty good group I'm a new member but its chill and nice

|

The Cult of Chess: my friend is the owner of this group so I joined, I'm a very longtime member lol

|

if ur wondering about the other clubs I'm in, they are for my USCF rating, which I am trying to work on but keep missing the tournaments lol

|

so maybe you are wondering what I don't want u to do and what I do want u to do if you are lucky enough to be my friend(if u don't wonder about this or aren't my friend skip this part, but most rules apply to everyone):

so the do's are: 

|

be nice and have manners, if you don't I wont use manners to u

|

don't be mean to me pls and follow the community guidelines, this applies to everyone so I will report you to the Chess.com staff with proof if u do this to me

|

don't be impatient, I'm not online much so if u send me a message, like wait for a bit, also don't spam comments with no meaning, if you spam comments which actually have useful info that's fine

|

the donts are:

|

be mean in any way

|

not follow the community guidelines

|

falsely report for something I didn't do, if you do I will tell my friends and they will report u in turn with proof of the false accusation(I have at least 1 friend who's [probably] willing to do this for me, thanks @Deng20)

|

that wraps it up for the rules

|

|

Thanks to @Av3ngerZz2 for giving me my pfp
|

|

I'm usually offline so if you send me something or you are playing a daily game with me and you make a move, don't be impatient, I usually get on every couple days or something

|

|

|

|

Bullying? You seriously think you are so cool? Remember that one girl you called fat? She is currently overdosing on diet pills. Remember that one girl you called ugly? She spends countless hours putting countless layers of makeup on herself at home just so that she hoped that people will finally like her for once in her life. Remember that one boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with big scars? He was brave enough to fight for his country. Remember that one guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You see the guy with no hair? He has cancer. Repost if you dont like bullying #dontbully #stopbullying idk I just reposted this because I don't really like bullying 

|

|

|

|

|

wow u read to here good job now u get nothing hahahahahahaha

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

thank you for reading my bio ur a good person

|

|

|

|

|

|

|

dm me "rice" for an award hehe