Pettas
I'm Greek, a.k.a. Hellene, philotimos, hero (ancient?), god (olympic?), bragging idiot, alien (Epsilon?), founder of western civilization, parasite, coming from P.I.G.S., bankrupt, christian orthodox, wannabe "European civilian", USA ally/hater, Germany ally/hater, Euro 2004 champion(!), and of course wannabe chess GM!