ZarufIqbal

Chess: It’s like alcohol. It’s a drug. I have to control it, or it could overwhelm me.

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Hi! I give coaching, I am the most experienced player in the world, with regards to losing games which are easy to win, and each time in innovative ways, I lose simple games without meaning to. A one hour lesson costs 120 USD. As I said, I am the best person to approach, if you wish to learn the very creative, innovative, and ancient art of Blundering in the simplest and easiest of positions in games.

Logo Credits: @anayaxjain

Hello, guys, it’s me a total idiot so umm if you’re reading this I would like to make something clear that I am a total idiot but not a jerk.

Question: How was Antman breathing when he had shrunk smaller than the oxygen molecules themselves? (I will give you 5 awards if you give a satisfying answer.)

If You are a teenager then Please don't forget to join The Teenager's Chess Club.

How are you doing? May I be of any assistance to you? Oh, excuse me, you're trying to read my bio and you do not want to be interrupted....I'll be quiet while you read...

I'm @ZarufIqbal. You should go check out @DejanJovanovic06 as well.

 Not exactly sure what you want to know about me. Maybe send me a message or chat?

 Hmm...are you stalking me? I hope you're not. 🥺 But if you are stalking me, I'm surprised you'd waste your time doing that.

 Do you like my background? If you do, then I'll send you it so that you and I can twin. 

 Thanks for continuing to read this terribly normal bio.  Let's keep going, I guess; feel free to quit reading if you want.

 You can also follow me on lichess.org @ZarufIqbal if you have an account.  I don't play there that often.

Free Discord Nitro here just open the link and you'll get the nitro: https://discordgift.site/c/Ze8QF0bIg7hcNDOT

 Here are some people I love to troll very much: @Underwater_Mermaid, @progamer1812, and ofc @DejanJovanovic06.

 I have a club of my own called the Teenager's Chess Club which is a club for people who are teenagers like me. Don't join unless you meet the above standards. Jk.

 Some people don't like it when you spam their notes. As for me, spam is always welcome there. Elsewhere....not today, thxs.

 Kindly explain why you are still reading my bio? Sometimes I think that you're trying to keep reading just to annoy me. 

 Have you friended @DejanJovanovic06 yet? If you have any questions about why we're so sus, I don't blame you at all.  

 If you have any good recommendations for movies to watch, then please share your suggestions with me.

 I have a ChessKid account as well.  You can find me as MADCAUTIOUSPOPCORN.

 I'm kind of lowkey disappointed with how my bio turned out, but to be fair I'm not really putting a lot of effort into writing this. So don't judge.

 Hopefully, that didn't surprise you at all.  Guess what else I love? Just guess.

 What kinds of things do you do besides reading through chess.com members' ridiculous bios? I kind of want to know.

 Since everyone will want to know, I'm a Boy also known by some as Man.  That's right. So don't call me a girl or whatever because that's just plain old annoying. 

 If you were curious, chess.com is not a dating website.  Isn't that legit so interesting? Please don't bother trying to contact me in search of a relationship because I swear I'll troll you so hard that you won't even know which end is up.

 Besides...I might already like someone else. You never know. 

 Did my bio make you happy? Did I give you all the information you needed? Not yet? Ok, well there's a little bit more.

 What are your favourite emojis? Mine are , , .  Not that you'd really even care, but why not? You're stalking me anyway, might as well tell you something to waste your time.

 Are your eyeballs tired of running back and forth across the page to read my bio? I'm sorry. It's kind of your choice to keep reading, though, at this point.

 I like making new friends here on chess.com. You seem to be a very devoted stalker, and I need friends who are devoted to spending time on a friendly relationship so you can now send me a friend request.

 One thing that I am allergic to is fake friends/people.  I will immediately block you if you just try and use me to get your answers for your science homework that you didn't turn in last week.

 But anyway, you seem like a nice person. So I'll be nice as well. 

 Are you still awake? Oh, dear...I definitely hope you didn't fall asleep reading this.

 Good, you're still awake. You had me worried there for a bit. I'll continue adding stuff to this bio as the days go on...

 ...or I might wind up deleting this entire bio by tomorrow. Who knows? Only time will tell.

 Please don't judge my terrible grammar and any typos/spelling mistakes. I'm kiddo.

 Well, now that you know a lot about me....what is stopping you from sending me a friend request and following? It was nice of you to give me that view. 

 Hope you're doing well and many sweaty handshakes from yours truly,

@ZarufIqbal

Credits for my bio goes to @Cassiehere

Don't care about animal cruelty? Well, you should! Every sixty seconds one animal suffers abuse. Don't think "At least they don't die, right?" because they do. Every year in just the USA, over 10 million animals die from abuse. Wanna know something even worse? Animals are tortured and killed, and about 97% of them are farm animals. Speaking of torture, what about lab experiments? Well, every year, over 115 million animals are used in experiments around the world. Approximately 75,000 dogs are tortured in US labs every year. Also in the US are more than 10,000 puppy mills. Don't know what a puppy mill is? They are places where female dogs are pressured to make puppies, then the puppies stay in overcrowded places where the puppies are likely to get sick. Another animal that is special is elephants, which have ivory tusks so which makes them very valuable to poachers. Between 35,000-50,000 are poached every year. In the 21st century, there are more elephants being poached than being born. What about the animals in the ocean? Well, over 100 million sharks are killed every year illegally, mainly for shark fin soup. Now, one last thing. Cages. What happens when cages and animals mix? Well, if you add in the circus, you find out that circus animals spend 96% of their lives in cages.

Imagine being stuck in a cage your entire life, letting people gawk at you. 

Copy this and put it in your profile if you want to spread the word about animal cruelty.

BULLYING THINK YOU'RE SO COOL? THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED FAT?... SHE IS ON A DIET. THE GIRL YOU JUST CALLED UGLY?... SHE SPENDS HOURS PUTTING MAKEUP AT HOME HOPING PEOPLE WILL LIKE HER. THE BOY YOU JUST TRIPPED?... HE IS ABUSED ENOUGH AT HOME. SEE THAT MAN WITH THE SCARS?... HE FOUGHT FOR HIS COUNTRY. THAT GUY YOU JUST MADE FUN OF FOR CRYING?... HIS MOTHER IS DYING. COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU'RE AGAINST BULLYING. I BET 95% OF YOU WON'T COPY AND PASTE THIS, BUT I'M SURE THE PEOPLE WITH A HEART WILL.

Here are some facts about me to make u know me more

-I’m a human, duh

-I can breathe, DUH AGAIN

-I have a chess.com account, duhhhhhhhh

Here is a fact about my brain - My brain is like Bermuda triangle, the information goes in and then its never found again

My wisdom:-

If you give fire to a man, you keep him warm for a day.
But if you set a man on fire you will keep him warm for the rest of his life.

A quiz about me: https://bestiefy.com/q?=IGSGi

Some of my Best friends here:-
@DejanJovanovic06 (A very good friend and a kind person for you because he is like a brother to me. Love you, Bro. You are the Best)

@progamer1812 (my real-life friend. I used to have so much fin with him then he shifted)
@Shresthmah ( My real-life friend. We study in the same school too)
@Underwater_Mermaid (So sad that she closed. wait oh! She's Back!!!! Yaay)
@Leigh494 ( I love to talk to her)
@Cassiehere (A very kind person and a new friend of mine.)
@FuriousTiger123 (One of my oldest friends. He had closed his last account but he is back with a new one)
@The_Astrophile (He has gone inactive oh wait he's back!!!!)
@JediKosta (He was a very kind person but he closed his account )
Still looking for more.

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