NathanGoatOfChess

Welcome to my bio! I'm a 13 year old boy and I'm live in Australia! Let's start things off with some jokes. Be sure to read my entire bio! Message me if you want to be in my bio! 

1.What is the skeleton's least favourite room? A: The Living room.

2. If you were born 6 years ago how old would you be? A: 6 years old

3. Why is the tomato red? Cause it saw salad dressing 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

4. Why did the couple go to the gym? A: Because their relationships don't work out.

5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. 🤣🤣😅

6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

7. How do you organize a space party? You planet.

8. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired. 😶🤣🤣🤣

9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. 🤔🤔🤔

10. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

11. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. 🥚

12. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. lol

13. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory. 🤣🤣🤣

14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. 😱🥶😹

15. Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

17. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

19. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

20. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

21. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 😂🤣🤣😎😁😁😀

  22. Person: my teacher said pi r squared but I know pi is round (from @ncisquared)

 23.  I argued with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right. (from @ncisquared)

24. Do you know about the over educated circle? it had 360 degrees! (from @ncisquared)

25. Why are artists so bad at chess? Because they like to draw!

Time to introduce some of my best friends!(if you want to be on my bio just friend with the link above and follow me and I’ll try my best to include you! And if you’re a nice person, bonus description!)

@safwan21 my first friend! He is kind friendly and I guarantee he can understand your emotions.

@GMchessminator very nice guy And made my pfp! This is probably the kindest you’ll ever meet and he’s a genius at making pictures!

@Gingerbread_wriggle the nicest person I met on chess.com! Sorry the nicest gingerbread as well as the nicest person! He’s just the friendly guy who can make friends with anyone! ps I was his first friend! Do join his beloved club! join to be a great cookie! ps. NOOOO HE CLOSED, hope he comes back.

@Anthony2023a Cool guy, we did a lot of things together! Without him I wouldn't make my club!

@GM_of_Australia cool person, he’s mature and a good friend to talk, play and have discussions with!Together we have totalled 26 total games! That’s the most game I had ever played with a friend!

@hkchessking In my top three also, as being third second or probably my best friend on chess.com, this person is one of the people I respect the most on chess.com extremely friendly and will stand to friends when they need. I haven’t talked to him in a while so shout out to him! You’re Sooooo Cool 😎  

@Wang-Sam he is a very nice person that’ll make your day and you should definitely friend him!

@WangSandy my other friend! He is @Wang-Sam’s big brother, super nice guy, deserving SA I’m my club The Great Fun Chess Association (go to top to find the link to join!) like brother like brother!(bruh)

@1000chees123 very nice person. Great to have as a friend who will always be your supportive backbone!

@DivyaGupta_meethi  oh this person is probably the most active person around she is very enthusiastic and will be delighted to have you as a friend!

@KittyBlah12 extremely active admin in my club The Great Fun Chess Association and deserves a round of applause from everyone, also very nice and will be an amazing friend to stick around!

@Roshanpok really kind person and undoubtedly cool boy. He can make friends really easily. BTW We made friends by tricking Rosh into the asian virus!

@Zamazenta2014 a cool enthusiasts who will be the type of friend you need to make bad times feel good, will cheer you up and have great conversations! 

@sahibjotsingh1 he is an enthusiasts that will get you ready for your games. He is a fun person to play with and the variants he suggest are so fun! Do friend him and have a great time with him!

@SamuelChess321 One of my greatest friends on chess.com! He is definitely in my top 3. Samuel, aka sammy sam sammy sam sammy sam sam sammy, is a very nice guy and owns a club named Laugh Master Club which has 300+ members and will definitely hit the cracks out of you!

@ncisquared A person who makes great jokes, https://www.chess.com/club/the-randomly-accidental-club do join his club right here!

@CheckMade2015 He's a very kind and friend friendly friend who is also active in clubs, please friend him. You won't be disappointed!

@Calfrodite extremely nice and friendly guy and probably one of my best friend on chess.com! Check out his club trust me, it's a great club: https://www.chess.com/club/ch3ss-k1ngd0m/join

@21ST4R12 never seen a more dedicated and devoted person to clubs, he's also a fun guy and EXTREMELY active in clubs.

Ok that’s it! I'm so sorry if I missed out on anyone just message me and I’ll add you to my bio! Remember to friend and follow me!

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it's the trial that counts" ~@NathanGoatOfChess

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DON'T BLAME ME, YOU ASKED FOR IT